Insert swear words here - instead of at her

Damm.  Again.  Well, with the grand performance (two in one night), I'm guessing she made enough to fly.  Enough already.

I'm extremely annoyed / pissed; which means anything I do after the incident will be *bad*.  How bad?, well....

I didn't get stabbed/cut or arrested.

She doesn't *apparently* have keys; lost them at a client's house, along with her phone apparently.

I deleted her profile info backup copy on my phone (her phone list as of the last time she broke her phone in half); deleted the photo of her transcribed contact list (because I was going to give her the paper copy -- and didn't want her to lose it -- but she did anyway),  not my problem anymore.

All this stems from me responding to her writing on her message-board (whiteboard) "Questions are to be directed to the respondant" (which makes sense), with "Ask and ye shall receive" and "something implying agape love..." which was my acknowledgement.

I thought I was being witty.  Apparently I wasn't.

Then she got a message from a client who's a ?minister? and she had what I thought was mis-directed rage.  Apparently, I didn't help by putting a message with "love" on her board. 

So, I am the piñata.

[update - I spoke with my roommate and he said that she's been upset with me for days; apparently I'm still triggering her as opposed to being just a good friend.  I'm out of clues; and she's still pissed.]
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At least this time I didn't get stabbed.

Life is a bitch. 

I feel better now.

Do or do not, there is *no* try.