I like it better when I'm not scrambling for work. This isn't the life I imagined.
A new roommate moved in upstairs, but the other guy (in the basement) can't figure out that it's time for him to move on... he's not being productive here, and has learned all the life lessons he's going to find. I wish him well, but this isn't working for me... (or him).
And I still don't have full rent.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Sunday, July 3, 2011
What's love... got to do with it?
Almost two months ago I broke up with my girlfriend; or is that she broke up with me...?
She wanted to have FWB with other guys; and yet has been introducing me all around as her "Boyfriend".
I'm confused. No, I think she's confused...
But since she's obviously not interested in the same things I am... (which include a more long-term relationship than a FWB); I've got to continue looking.
Advantages:
1. Above room-temperature IQ
2. I don't look my age. (who does?)
3. I'm eminently practical.
4. I'm better in bed than some, worse than others. If you need 8-10" to get off, I'm not your guy. If technique is your thing... maybe...
5. I like animals
6. I have never been to a sex party. (Two gf's in a row... and never took up the gauntlet with either one) And BOTH were bi.
7. I like to read (a lot), and appreciate most music. (Excepting Rap... I just don't "get" it --- yet).
Disadvantages:
1. I'm smarter than you are (usually). I'm also dumber on many things; example this post.
2. I'm broke, so "Sugar Daddy" is out of the question; but I'm definitely up to be your Lech.
3. A tremendous fear of something new; (see #6, 7)
4. I stop thinking clearly when I see a pretty girl, big tits, or a slinky walk. (At least... for a moment until I get the lizard brain back in it's cage)...
5. Cats are more important to me than you are. (They can't defend themselves).
6. If you move in, and marry me... I might be just past the expiration date. (I have a heart condition).
7. I read (and love) Science Fiction & Fantasy. Not to be confused wtih Horror or Suspense. (If you can't tell the difference, you're probably too stupid to talk to; mahaps we should just f#$$#?)
And I'm cranky.
She wanted to have FWB with other guys; and yet has been introducing me all around as her "Boyfriend".
I'm confused. No, I think she's confused...
But since she's obviously not interested in the same things I am... (which include a more long-term relationship than a FWB); I've got to continue looking.
Advantages:
1. Above room-temperature IQ
2. I don't look my age. (who does?)
3. I'm eminently practical.
4. I'm better in bed than some, worse than others. If you need 8-10" to get off, I'm not your guy. If technique is your thing... maybe...
5. I like animals
6. I have never been to a sex party. (Two gf's in a row... and never took up the gauntlet with either one) And BOTH were bi.
7. I like to read (a lot), and appreciate most music. (Excepting Rap... I just don't "get" it --- yet).
Disadvantages:
1. I'm smarter than you are (usually). I'm also dumber on many things; example this post.
2. I'm broke, so "Sugar Daddy" is out of the question; but I'm definitely up to be your Lech.
3. A tremendous fear of something new; (see #6, 7)
4. I stop thinking clearly when I see a pretty girl, big tits, or a slinky walk. (At least... for a moment until I get the lizard brain back in it's cage)...
5. Cats are more important to me than you are. (They can't defend themselves).
6. If you move in, and marry me... I might be just past the expiration date. (I have a heart condition).
7. I read (and love) Science Fiction & Fantasy. Not to be confused wtih Horror or Suspense. (If you can't tell the difference, you're probably too stupid to talk to; mahaps we should just f#$$#?)
And I'm cranky.
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