Monday, May 25, 2009

Spammers need remedial english

Winners of this week's Moron of the Moment club award?

The're getting more creative...

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From: Leonard Sinelli
Sent: Monday, May 25, 2009 4:41 PM
To: pers----@craigslist.org
Subject: Subject

Categories: Spam

Hello Baby.. For my safety i wont meet guys unless you message me at my profile Make me feel better and safe and verify @ my profile page. The craigs list stuff on the news made me think about just dating who ever. I hope you can understand what I mean. So I only hook up with guys now that verify. The fun is the same, but this is real safe for both of us.. BullshitLInk .com

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From: EVAN GILBERT
Sent: Friday, February 20, 2009 3:24 AM
To: pers----@craigslist.org
Subject: rinse and repeat, Life partner sought by (grumpy) - 52 (Locale:
West SFV)

Hey cuteness , My name is Amy?, I am 33 years old and
kinda drunk. I noticed your posting So I figured I would say hi
Hit me back Id meet for coffee maybe

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>
> I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A WEBCAM DATE, YOUR AIM NUMBER OR TO JOIN "FLING",
> ETCETERA. If I wanted to pay a
> girl to have sex, show me her coke bottle holding abilities, or pix, then I
> would be looking there, now
> wouldn't l? Ditto for "roses", "tulips" (wtf?), or various herbal essences
> of stupid.
>
>
> IS that too much to ask?
>
> probably.

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From: Sara Jameson
Date: Sat, 23 May 2009 19:01:49 -0700
To: Sara Jameson
Subject: :)

well hello :) was yoru post real? Im thinking it was legit lol.. so I
thought I would say hi :) Im 24 single fun cute and cuddly.. i can
send u my pic if u do the same..

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From: J Love
Date: Sat, 23 May 2009 19:01:25 -0700
To: J Love
Subject: ...

howdie! was the ad I read on C.L. legitimate? I'm guessing it was
real? I found it today so Im just responding! Im 24 single fun cute
and cuddly.. care to exchange PIX?

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From: edette.balderas
To: ---
Subject: Re: RE: RE:
Date: Sat, 23 May 2009 12:36:03 -0700

If you want to check out my pics you can see them at BULLSHIT Link if you like what you see just give me your number and maybe we can hookup. oh yea my login is girlette99 and send me your number if your interested.

*** Url leads to a script that loops unless you happen to be in Internet Explorer ***

You end up at losangelescity.adultdatelink.com/(some random url)
owned by
Pay Tech 11 Church Road Great Bookham, Surrey KT23 3PB
and
Maasstraat 23 IJmuiden,1972 ZA NL

they must pay for referrals...
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Date: Sat, 23 May 2009 18:11:32 +0300
Subject: Re: over 40 and under 50 - m4w (West SFV)
From: Farah Firestone
To: pers----@craigslist.org


Hey, how you doing there? I'm Farah and a definite angel that would
love to get to know you better.

Well this is my first time living away from home and I am going to
make the most of it. I'm going to college at University of Southern
Cali and you might say I am a bit of a nympho but maybe you might like
to find out for yourself.I am definitely an outdoors girl and love
going to places like Beverly Hills or to Griffith Park to get some
fresh air and socialise with all my friends.

I keep my body so slender and flexible by keeping active and enjoy
going for a run around Griffith Park and going to day spas in Beverly
Hills area to get pampered and look hot for my man.I have a very high
libido and need a guy who is the same, he has to be active and enjoy
getting outdoors, checking out places like the contemporary arts
museum and then going to places like Avalon at night.

Well if you want to get to know me better, maybe you might want to see
me on webcam? My cam works on yahoo and AIM just message me at either
on Yahoo or on AIM :-)

Anyway let's work out how we can get together if you are interested,
get in touch by coming to my webcam and let's have some fun.

Farah.
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

spiral

I’m definitely in a uncomfortable place; mood & emotions oscillating like crazy.
Mostly money issues; but not having a girlfriend or social life also enter into it.
Tried to explain to roommate Jeff that he needs to find a place to live; because this condo may be going away. (scary thought). I’ve had two hits on job posting responses, but still no one has offered me a gig. The job fair turned up nada …

“ Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln; how was the show?”…

It’s a good thing that I don’t have the big-red-button.

I think the cats are keeping me alive and sane. (but not by much).